Strength

Grit, Survivability, Brawn

This doesn’t just come in handy when you need to show a client how strong your grip is - it’s also crucial on those late nights working with no guarantee of a desirable outcome.

On top of that, I am virtually impossible to kill.

Charisma

Charm, Moxy, Allure

Have you ever convinced someone at a party to come home with you even though they were clearly out of your league? Then you understand the power of charisma. And sometimes that 11/10 at the party is really a client, and instead of taking them back home, you’re trying to convince them of an idea only you believe in.

Go get ‘em, tiger.

Perception

Wisdom, Judgment, Sensitivity

This is the difference between using a meme when it’s at the peak of its popularity and posting it when it’s been beaten to a pulp by boomers. Perception is key.

Intelligence

Wit, Brainpower, Gumption

Look, I’m not going to post my SAT score here, but let’s just say if you wanted to talk about how smart I am, we could arrange a meeting for 2230 (that’s 10:30 PM in military time).

Husbandry

Cultivation, Conversation, Thriftiness

I live with two puppies and haven’t put them up for adoption yet. Enough said.

Alchemy

This one’s just a joke; I can’t do alchemy…yet.

But, if you really think about it, giving a brand a viable story and compelling personality is an alchemy of sorts.

Stat Sheet

Class: Paladin-Wizard Hybrid